Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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