Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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