She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
