We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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