...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Everyone says I win the strip club
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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