that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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