Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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