we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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