Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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