you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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