I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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