why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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