did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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