my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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