STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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