so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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