You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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