Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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