Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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