Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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