i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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