hotel room ftw
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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