with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
The ass gains better be worth it
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