You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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