why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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