woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
But theres a keg here and me gusta
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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