on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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