I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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