i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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