Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing