my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!