I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"