Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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