i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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