um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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