STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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