Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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