I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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