That's when you crack a 10am beer
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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