I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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