after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
