Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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