He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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