what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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