Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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