never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
