I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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