I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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