Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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