btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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