found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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