I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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