Can Purell be used as lube?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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