I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
