you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize